Monday, June 16, 2008

Performance Artist Riddles

Q: How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I don't know. I left.

Q: Why did the Performance Artist stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: What did the Performance Artist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

Q: How do Performance Artists go through the forest?
A: They take the psychopath.

Q: What did the Performance Artist get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool

Q - what has two legs and bleeds a lot?
A - Half a performance artist


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