Monday, June 16, 2008
Q: How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I don't know. I left.
Q: Why did the Performance Artist stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What did the Performance Artist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
Q: How do Performance Artists go through the forest?
A: They take the psychopath.
Q: What did the Performance Artist get on his I.Q. test?
Q - what has two legs and bleeds a lot?
A - Half a performance artist